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    Oh, that magic ingredient!

    ANON

    The turkey shot out of the oven

    And rocketed into the air

    It knocked every plate off the table

    And partly demolished a chair.

     

    It ricocheted into a corner

    And burst with a deafening boom

    Then splattered all over the kitchen

    Completely obscuring the room.

     

    It stuck to the walls and the windows

    It totally coated the floor

    There was turkey attached to the ceiling

    Where there’d never been turkey before.

     

    It blanketed every appliance

    It smeared every saucer and bowl

    There wasn’t a way I could stop it

    That turkey was out of control.

     

    I scraped and I scrubbed with displeasure

    And I thought with chagrin as I mopped

    That I’d never again stuff a turkey

    With popcorn that hadn’t been popped.

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